Christmas without crackers? Perish the thought. These festive table essentials are instant ice-breakers and good cheer sparkers – and sometimes, if you’re lucky, a genuinely useful nail clipper or mini tape measure. Whether you’re after elegant designs, laugh-out-loud jokes that might actually land, or eco-friendly options to align with a greener ethos, we’ve done the legwork. Here’s our guide to the most cracking Christmas crackers of 2024. Every feast deserves a little snap, crackle, and festive sparkle.